Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
