THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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