Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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