So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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