it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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