i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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