Nicole vs. Life
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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