got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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