I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
operation have a gay friend backfired
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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