where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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