Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
