gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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