Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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