Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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