North Korea, Best Korea!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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