WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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