69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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