I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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