Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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