I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So many bounce houses so little time
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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