Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
