I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
