New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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