So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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