I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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