you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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