Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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