Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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