you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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