so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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