I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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