Yo dont text me then not text me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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