I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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