I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
is that a dick in a sweater?
I would fuck him just for his dog
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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