No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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