Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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