so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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