**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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