I accidentally had phone sex last night
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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