Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): im ready to get crazy and take my wig off http://tfl.nu/0nn5
  Replies (4) Good night (1296) Bad night (737)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga? (502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine? http://tfl.nu/6ljy
  Replies (11) Good night (1677) Bad night (635)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now. http://tfl.nu/w5j3
  Replies (37) Good night (4227) Bad night (1119)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it. http://tfl.nu/wugy
  Replies (44) Good night (703) Bad night (4411)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch. http://tfl.nu/eota
  Replies (14) Good night (850) Bad night (3257)
• Favorite

  (381): View more from

  I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (381): I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore. http://tfl.nu/l0iw
  Replies (15) Good night (1443) Bad night (3279)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends. http://tfl.nu/ox60
  Replies (72) Good night (10202) Bad night (827)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class http://tfl.nu/grnd
  Replies (20) Good night (6497) Bad night (869)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame http://tfl.nu/f96m
  Replies (14) Good night (1160) Bad night (4232)
• Favorite

  (912): View more from Georgia

  well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (912): well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing. http://tfl.nu/4jog
  Replies (9) Good night (3210) Bad night (853)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay. http://tfl.nu/s25q
  Replies (8) Good night (4051) Bad night (1078)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape. http://tfl.nu/kj0n
  Replies (3) Good night (1598) Bad night (589)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves. http://tfl.nu/jaio
  Replies (1) Good night (581) Bad night (358)
• Favorite

  (+39): View more from

  scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+39): scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer http://tfl.nu/n0yh
  Replies (3) Good night (938) Bad night (350)
• Favorite

  (289): View more from Ontario

  how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (289): how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations??? http://tfl.nu/pwtb
  Replies (8) Good night (571) Bad night (232)

Randomize