I forgot how hot balto sounded
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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