I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
