This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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