school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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