She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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