some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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