so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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