I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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