im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
