Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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