i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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