This girl is more easily done than said...
I cut my penus on the lid.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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