This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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