Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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