totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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