Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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