do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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