she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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